1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
2. Things that are normally for human children are now for your great danes…
3. …because your great dane is your child.
4. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a great dane you MUST say hello to him.
5. Great Danes flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy great dane person.
6. You are a hit with every great dane you meet.
7. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your great dane.
8. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your great dane is too painful.
9. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your great danes.
10. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future great danes.
11. So even though people might think you’re a little nuts…
12. …it doesn’t matter, because great danes know you’re great!